January 2011
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Twitter Updates for 2011-01-28
Kava root in some soymilk= nightcap. # No, I don’t nightcap with booze. # Powered by Twitter Tools
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-24
coachella is run by greedy swine. # Powered by Twitter Tools
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-23
I wish there was a way to “like” tweets. I also wish there was a #stfu feature # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Short Story-Taco Shop Rockabilly Boxcutter Part...
Deciding that hiding in my fries was no longer an option, lest I get rockabilly blood in them, I left the fork standing stabbed in the heap of meat and potatoes and turned around. I turned around, as a matter of fact, just in time to hear the box cutter flick into a locked position. Without thinking I jumped on Chavo’s back like a papoose—I had to prevent the razor blade from finding it’s...
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Short Story- Taco Shop Rockabilly Boxcutter
I can’t exactly say it was “just like any other night”. Around this time every night was different. This particular night finished it’s sick pageantry in Umberto’s Taco Shop, a small hole in the wall with a neon green cactus unconfidently flickering and glowing from the roof, making a green, cactus-shaped halo in the haze of that night. I was with a group of true hooligans whom I had recently...
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Quick Book Review: The Elephant Vanishes by Haruki...
I’ve been trying to do a lot more reading recently— fiction to be exact. I usually like to read books on complicated/crazy topics like shamanism, drug literature, metaphysics, and other heavy things because they’re sort of like mental beef jerky—something for my brain to chew on and roll back and forth between my brain’s teeth— even if I don’t end up understanding it all. ...
Twitter Updates for 2011-01-16
Putting this out into the universe: I want to go to morocco # Just had fried chicken neck tacos at El Take it Easy…not bad…not bad at all… # Powered by Twitter Tools
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Care to vote for my article? How to Wrap Your...
I wrote an article for tutorial site WonderHowTo I’d really appreciate some votes to get it published—Thanks!
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4th Ammendment Wear-Assert Your Rights Without...
Every time I go to the airport I can’t help but feeling like I’ve been bent over unfairly. As I stand in line for security a miniature panic comes over me…what if I left a nail clipper in the front pocket of my back pack with the nail file out? What if I let my ninja friend borrow my jeans and he left ninja stars concealed in the waist band and I just don’t remember?...
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Taco Shop Conversations
I’m back in the states now— sitting at a taco shop waiting on some Carne Asada fries. It’s ironic but all that time in Southern Mexico made me miss my border food. Granted, we were eating really good food but there’s something about burritos wrapped in yellow paper, weird combinations of ingredients and the bright colored booths with local ese gang grafitti scrawled on...
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A Case of the Mexican Mystery Bumps Pt. Tres
We sat in the waiting room/pharmacy thing, periodically checking the multitude of hives on my skin, watching the other sunburned, awkwardly-dressed Americans enter with similar afflictions to mine. A rather…how you say…rotund couple walked in. The lady—let’s call her Mrs. Skandunis—seemed to have a similar skin rash to mine. She and Mr. Skandunis walked into the exam room. A little bit later,...
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A Case of the Mexican Mystery Bumps Pt. Dos
We decided to take the dinghy to the beach at Anclote to look for a dermatologist or the next best thing, keeping in mind that most likely, it would be the “next best thing” we would be dealing with. Luckily at this point my sunburned baby hippo skin was sort of camouflaging the pink lily pad-shaped spots all over my body because otherwise I would have looked like a spokes-leopard for a...